{"product_id":"vinyl-sticker-asap-as-slow-as-possible","title":"Vinyl Sticker - ASAP: As Slow As Possible","description":"\u003cp data-line=\"281\" class=\"code-line\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery email says \"ASAP.\" None of them mean it the way you do. This sticker captures the whole philosophy. It's for the person who responds to \"urgent\" requests by taking a sip of coffee first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-line=\"284\" class=\"code-line\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eStick it on your laptop so your coworkers can finally decode your work pace. Slap it on your thermos as a warning label. Put it on your water bottle so even hydration happens on your terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-line=\"286\" class=\"code-line\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eSized at 3\" x 1\", made with premium matte vinyl and a semi-gloss \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003efinish, because moving at your own speed should still look good.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deskbounders","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43748717854785,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0714\/5691\/5521\/files\/sticker-asap-as-slow-as-possible.jpg?v=1778424696","url":"https:\/\/deskbounders.com\/products\/vinyl-sticker-asap-as-slow-as-possible","provider":"Deskbounders","version":"1.0","type":"link"}