Vinyl Sticker - ASAP: As Slow As Possible

Every email says "ASAP." None of them mean it the way you do. This sticker captures the whole philosophy. It's for the person who responds to "urgent" requests by taking a sip of coffee first.

Stick it on your laptop so your coworkers can finally decode your work pace. Slap it on your thermos as a warning label. Put it on your water bottle so even hydration happens on your terms.

Sized at 3" x 1", made with premium matte vinyl and a semi-gloss finish, because moving at your own speed should still look good.